i actually read this guy's lectures way back...

You are Jacques Lacan! Arguably the most important
psychoanalyst since Freud, you never wrote
anything down, and the only works of yours are
transcriptions of your lectures. You are
notoriously difficult to understand, but at
least you didn’t talk about the penis as much
as other psychoanalysts. You died in 1981.
freud does, and he's the recognized father of psychoanalysis. or so i read somewhere. according to freud, and someone more knowledgeable on the subject will correct me later, we pass through certain stages: the anal stage, the genital stage, and the third stage i can't remember. sheesh! all i know of psychology i didn't learn in the classroom! i just read about these somewhere. and lacan i read in relation to literary criticism! yikes. wag na lang magmarunong at baka masabon ng mas magaling. hehe. i would have preferred to be roland barthes or michel foucault. like i understand these guys better! but i did get a respectable grade in litcrit, which only means i'm pretty good at pretending to know anything. :D